Dear Internet,
My name is the Golden Bear. I am the most adorable wrestler in the world. Just thought I'd let you know.
Fondly,
THE GOLDEN BEAR!
(...the golden bear!)
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- Two Tears Sux (6)
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- His Adorableness (3)
- His 1995 Ford Escort Station Wagon (2)
- His Drawing That He Is Very Proud of and Worked Very Hard On (2)
- His Evening News Show (2)
- His Fucking Sunglasses (2)
- His Golden Tongue (2)
- His Last Best Gambit (2)
- His Love of Poetry (2)
- His Myriad of Insults Using The Letters T.T.B. (2)
- His Native American Superstar's Golden Video Promo (2)
- His Official Bear Brigade (2)
- His Usual Laugh Out Loud Comedic Stylings (2)
- His 400 Dollar Couch (1)
- His Ass-Whooping At The Hands of TTB (1)
- His Autograph Signing (1)
- His Autograph Signing Follow-up (1)
- His Bear Wall In The Background (1)
- His Belief That He is America's Best Kept Secret (1)
- His Best (1)
- His Big Beautiful Golden Lips (1)
- His Boss Is Taking A Poop (1)
- His Brave Face (1)
- His Cage Match With Zachary German (1)
- His Chase (1)
- His College (1)
- His Coollege (1)
- His Craziness (1)
- His Daaaaarrrrylll Chant (1)
- His Deli Specials (1)
- His Desperate Cry For Help (1)
- His Diet (1)
- His Dream Featuring John Lennon and Jesus (1)
- His Emoness (1)
- His Favorite Food (1)
- His Field Trip (1)
- His Foot to Eric Montross' Face (1)
- His Forthcoming Book on Jaguar Uprising Press (1)
- His Forthcoming Promo (1)
- His Friend Arana Poderso is Scary But Sorry (1)
- His Friend The Industry Looks Fucking Crazy in this Photograph (1)
- His Fucking Book (1)
- His Fucking Partner (1)
- His GMail Chat with Ryan Manning (1)
- His Golden Belt Missing From His Golden Waist (1)
- His Golden Ford Logo (1)
- His Golden Memories (1)
- His Golden Own (1)
- His Golden Video Promo Link (1)
- His Golden Video Promos Featuring La Arana Poderso (1)
- His Golden and Sincere Apologies to Tao Lin and Zach German for Talking His Golden Shit (1)
- His Good Things That Are Coming (1)
- His Gratutious Linking (1)
- His Great Migration (1)
- His Heartfelt Apology (1)
- His Hibernator on The Governator (1)
- His Homelessness (1)
- His House (1)
- His Hulkamanianess (1)
- His Impeccable Mack (1)
- His Interview (1)
- His Jaguar Uprising (1)
- His Job At The Deli (1)
- His Knee to T.T.B's Face (1)
- His Limited Merchandise (1)
- His Lonely Golden Heart (1)
- His Loosely Veiled Metaphor Linking Professional Wrestling and Religion (1)
- His Love Of Himself (1)
- His Love Of His Fans (1)
- His Meeting of La Arana Poderoso (1)
- His Meeting of Tao Lin And Zachary German (1)
- His Momma Named Him (1)
- His Mysterious Landlord (1)
- His Narccicism That Masks His Own Insecurities About His Abilities - The Same Insecurities That Make Him So Appealing To His Fans (1)
- His Official Autograph Signing (1)
- His Official Blog (1)
- His Official Press Conference (1)
- His Perhaps Misguided Attempt to Drive Solo to Hollywood (1)
- His Plane Ticket to Beijing (1)
- His Post-Script (1)
- His Precious Personal Information (1)
- His Real Identity (1)
- His Refusal to Do Shit Porn (1)
- His Relationship to Actual Bears (1)
- His Resignation (1)
- His Respect for Professional Wrestling (1)
- His Return To New York City (1)
- His Role as Leader of the Bear Brigade and General in the Jaguar Uprising (1)
- His Room (1)
- His Shameless Plug for a New Bore Parade Book (1)
- His Shameless Plug on Behalf of His Friend Tom Cruise (1)
- His Shattering of A Plate Glass Window (1)
- His Sincere Gratitude (1)
- His Slight Fear Of The Industry (1)
- His Slow Realization That Maybe He Made A Very Big Mistake (1)
- His Soul That The Indsutry Doesn't Own (1)
- His Squeeky Clean Image (1)
- His State (1)
- His Studio Trickery (1)
- His Subtle Burn On His Fellow Face (1)
- His Sustainable Way of Powering His Car (1)
- His Thesis (1)
- His Thoughts on TTB's Cloud (1)
- His Totally Golden Diss (1)
- His Town (1)
- His Triumphant Return (1)
- His Use of Italics (1)
- His Zip Code (1)
- His best idea to make money (1)
- His wrestling education (1)
- Two Tears No Longer Sux (1)
- Two Tears Still Kind of Sucks (1)
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