The World Will Respect Professional Wrestling

The Golden Bear is emo.

The Golden Bear still loves you, jezebel.

Two Tears for Sam Pink

TTB asked me to post this promo for him. He cant do it because his cloud doesn't have internet, its mysticness blocks out all the wireless signals. Even if TTB had good internet he probably couldn't post this, too busy crying and sleeping and being mystic and shit.

Anyway, I think the story is that a certain Sam Pink has pissed off the Mystic One. There has been rumors about a fistfight, but nothing has been confirmed. Stay tuned.





The American Mystic Man is certainly not making any friends.

Adorably Yours,
THE GOLDEN BEAR!
(...thegoldenbear!)

The Golden Bear is Twitterpated

Seriously.

Also, The Industry is on fire, and it looks like someone has it out for TTB.


Adorably,
The Golden Bear
(...thegoldenbear!)

The Jaguar Uprising.

We are coming for the belts.

The Gospel Of Tom Cruise

The Gospel of Tom Cruise Has Landed.
Only at Bore Parade

A Title Shot for Mr. Zachary German

Now That I Have Your Attention

(...thegoldenbear!)

Two Tears for Tao Lin