The last drawing was me, The Golden Bear, being sad and homeless in the front seat of my 1995 Ford Escort Station wagon, curled up in my pretty pink sleeping bag crying myself to sleep.
I am leaving all of that shit behind me. I have been sadder than Zachary German, I have been more depressed than Tao Lin. I almost changed my middle name to "bitch-ass"". I am not Zachary German, I am not Tao Lin, I am not The Golden "bitch-ass" Bear.
I am the most adorable wrestler in the world, and I am back on my two paws. I am the greatest. I am the best. I am back.
I am The Golden Bear and I am in Hollywood, California and last night I paid a man named "La Arana Poderosa" four hundred dollars to spend the summer sleeping on his couch.
Get ready Bear Brigade. It's almost time to rumble.
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$400 for the entire summer is pretty damn good even if he has no couch and lives in inglewood.
How'd you score that?
Welcome to the gutters. Don't let hollywood destroy you.
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