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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

(...thegoldenbear!)

Posted by Rizzo at 11:42 PM
Labels: His Adorableness, His Eventual Title Shot, His Fucking Sunglasses, His Golden Video Promos

3 comments:

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq said...

That is one adorable bear.

April 10, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Kendra Grant Malone said...

please dont throw a can at me. i am a weak sun, i will falter.

please. i will grow you very beautiful daises.

April 10, 2008 at 11:04 AM
qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq said...

What?!

April 10, 2008 at 12:09 PM

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