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Monday, April 14, 2008

The Gospel Of Tom Cruise

The Gospel of Tom Cruise Has Landed.
Only at Bore Parade

Posted by Rizzo at 10:06 PM

Labels: His Eventual Title Shot, His Love of Poetry, His Shameless Plug on Behalf of His Friend Tom Cruise

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