Showing posts with label His Usual Laugh Out Loud Comedic Stylings. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Honest.
Joseph Woodley Lindsay
"The Golden Bear"
Hometown:
Elmhurst, Illinois
Heritage:
English, Irish, African
Religion:
Catholic
Sex:
Yes, please.
Height:
5ft, 9 in
Weight:
175 lbs.
Finishing and Signature Manuevers:
The Hibernator (Modified Frog Splash)
Bear Brigade Blast (Springboard Cutter)
Notable Feuds:
The Industry
Two Tears Boye
Notable Friendships:
Joe "An Italian Postman Dressed Like Bill Cosby if Bill Cosby Wore a Large White Welding Mask. He Is Killing A Hamster in His Right Hand While He Swings a Hammer Around in His Left. He is Listening to Stevie Wonder" Tocci
Interesting Fact:
The Golden Bear is not just a highly decorated athelete. He is a highly decorated citizen as well. The Golden Bear currently holds three civillian titles. He is the Captain of Candor, the Sultan of Sincerity, and, the General of Genuiness.
Ladies:
Cellular Telephone: (630) 989-1827
Childhood Home Telephone: (630) 832-4614
Mailing Address:
P.O. Box 993
Hampshire College
Amherst, MA 01002
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