This Was Most Untriumphant

Transcript of Gmail chat with Ryan Manning

ryan: the golden bear

me: hey man

ryan: how are you

me: i'm good, how are you?

ryan: i am fucked existentially

me: why's that?

ryan: i don't know

me: I'm sorry

ttb

ryan: no worries

what about him

me: he is going to kick my ass in our match

im scared

i am fucked existentially

ryan: whenme: we have a reading/wrestling match coming up

ryan: aren't professional wrestlers only supposed to fake wrestle

me: no

it's real

it's damn real

ryan: hahai don't know about that



ryan: isn't that why it's called world wrestling entertainment

everyone knows the matches are rigged

me: did you watch that video?

because I am existentially open-hand slapping you right now

Ryan went on to say that he disliked the Jaguar Uprising, and the only way any of this will have any value is if it is turned into art.
Well guess what Ryan Manning.

Wrestling is art.

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